
cimi : weh gile aku belom habes taep lagik la. apsal ko publish.
HAHA.


tak dinafikan ramai orang yang anti blogger.. banyak aku jumpe kat fb.. dorang kate blogger takde life la.. ape la.. macam2lah.. mereka takkan faham selagi mereka itu bukan blogger.. bagi aku kalau blogger takde life camner dorang boleh cerita macam2 pasal life dorang kat dalam blog? boleh anda terangkan? jangan blame orang yang buat sesuatu bende yang ko tak buat.. selagi ia tak salah support je.. 





Story : nujum pak belalang
Thief : singing ~ we are the thief at this state. Lalala. We are the thief at this state.
Thief 1 : Here, we are far away from human.
Now we distribute it.
One for you, one for me. Two for you, two for me.
Thief 2 : fair.
Thief 1 : fair. Good.
Thief 2 : hey ! why are mine small and yours big ?
Not fair, you cheat ! let me count.
Thief 1 : go take it.
Thief 2 : One for you, one for me. Two for you, two for me.
Okay let’s go home.
Thief 1 : let’s go.
Thief 2 : eh, why mine still small and yours still big ?
Thief 1 : how do i know ?
You counted them.
Thief 2 : this is not fair. I’m cheat.
Thief 1 : you cheat or not. Do i care.
Thief 2 : don’t you believe that i have cheated you ?
Thief 1 : believe or not.
I don’t care anymore.
Boy : throw something to thief 2~
Thief 2 : eh i’m looking back you slap me huh ?
Thief 1 : who slap you?
I give the real one than you know.
Thief 2 : huh !
Boy : throw something to thief 1 ~
Thief 1 : eh how can your hand slap mine ?
Thief 2 : when did i slap you ?
Boy : laughing ~
Thief 1 : that the “gedebak gedebok” just now.
Thief 2 : what ?
Thief 1 : u want this ? [ show the penumbuk ]
Thief 2 : ehh ~ [ show the penumbuk ]
Thief : both show the penumbuk.
Boy : hey human.
i am the son of genie.
I want your blood.
Hiiiiii hiiiiii ~
Thief 1 : please genie.
Dont suck my blood.
Im thin and small.
He has many blood.
Eat him.
Thief 2 : why do u say i has many blood.
How dare you.
Thief 1 : run run run ~
Thief 2 : help help help ~


Sebagai student yg ade wawasan kami memang alert dengan promosi makanan murah ni.. Nasib baik pagi tu aku dapat call.. "Arini Burger King ade wat promosi whopper juz singgit je.. pegi cpt while stock last.. die offer arini je.. kat KL ni dah panjang orang beratur..".. Pas habis FYP presentation aku ajak lagi 2ekor monster ni.. "woi.. arini bege king nak bayar zakat.. jom.." .. mereka terloncat2 gembira.. tengok dalam pic kat atas tu.. yang kiri tu sangat comel.. kahkahkah..
aku call monster lain sume xdpt.. mane korang pegi? ish3.. tipu je keje.. padahal tak call pun.. takde kredit.. kalau intan BLM ade skali mmg best ni.. aku nak suruh die beli banyak2.. pastu confirm2 die makan secubit je.. pastu yg lain tu boleh sedekah kat aku.. memang untung la bawak die pegi makan.. hahahaha.. korang kene ingat tu..
ini aksi rakus monster bersama burger.. sara BLM makan 3 bijik.. cimi BLM 2 bijik.. aku je makan sebijik.. bese la ikut sunnah nabi.. hahaha..
selepas menjadi gemuk.. mereka mengframekan diri dorang kat dinding The Jetty.. pastu kitorang kene kejar dengan manager The Jetty sebab panjat2 kat situ.. lintang pukang kitorang lari.. oke tipu lagi.. hehe..